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To honour the sectors of nasty, wheel-demolishing cobblestones in the Spring Classics, we are bringing you a chamois cream that will last through it all.  Sectors are rated by stars, and only the most heinous, brutal sectors are honoured with a 5-Star rating:

Trouée d’Arenberg

Mons-en-Pévèle

Le Carrefour de l’Arbre

These sectors are where the race can chew you up and spit you out, or make a legend out of you.  The Queen never treats you kindly, but luck can carry you to victory.

Our new 5-Star Cobble Cream has been beefed up with lanolin, more tea tree oil, more sunflower oil, more microcrystalline wax, and a bit of menthol.  It’s a bit thicker in consistency, and will stay put for all day rides and races.  This is what you want in your gear bag for the toughest of races.

Limited Quantities Available, so move quickly!

When you purchase a jar of Winston’s Cobble Cream, and Winston’s Kelly Blend, you can purchase Road to Roubaix for an additional $10.  Road to Roubaix is our generation’s tribute Roubaix, and shines light on various areas of the race that have been overlooked for decades.  It is a must-own for any cycling fan, and will be a favourite of mine for years to come.  You’ll also be getting our Winston’s Brand Cobble Cream, and Winston’s Brand Kelly Blend, which are outstanding blends for all your Springtime racing and riding.  These are inspired by the Classics themselves, and provide you the protection you need from the elements and the wear and tear they bring. So, act fast, starting March 27 with E3 and ending April 11th with Roubaix, you can get your hands on this gem for only $10!  I only have 15 copies of Road to Roubaix, so best be quick if you want to get your copy!

Winston’s Cobble Cream – $20

Winston’s Kelly Blend – $15

Road to Roubaix – $10!!

Total = $45!!

Winston’s Cobble Cream is our version of the everyday chamois cream.  It is our favourite for rides up to 4 – 5 hours, and is quite stout against spring rain.  It has been enhanced with tea tree oil, which is a very powerful antimicrobial, anti-viral, and anti-fungal, and a little sunflower oil, which is very rich in vitamin E and envelopes the skin in a moisturizing, protective barrier.  It is an all vegan base, and – as always – is paraben and petroleum free.

Suggested use:
Muddy and Wet Conditions, temperatures between 30-45 degrees Fahrenheit.

This stuff is hot! Slightly thicker for better durability during the really nasty races and long winter training rides.   Hot is the preferred temperature for most folks in the wintery months, and is admittedly our most used as well.  It has a strong spruce scent, and also has a full range of essential oils to protect and preserve your skin.

(Shout out to Joe Parkin)

This is for the embro connoisseur. Heat, some more heat, and maybe a little bit more. This one packs a wallop, and comes with its own scent. Cold and frosty Nationals anyone?  A few hardened, tough souls requested something insanely hot, and they have braved the cold, snow-covered roads all winter long with a good coating of Winston’s Nuclear on their legs.  This is not for the faint of heart. “25 degrees, I’ll throw on some Nuclear, maybe some knee warmers, and I’ll call it good.”  Yes, someone really does that, and it’s not us.

Suggested use:

Dry Conditions down to 40 degrees Fahrenheit; Wet down to 45.

Our Warm blend is probably the most versatile use embro for early to mid-season ‘cross use, as well as some drier springtime use.  It has enough warmth to get you started on those chilly rides, but not so hot that you’ll be burning up when the mercury hits 60.  Infused with lavender, eucalyptus, lemon grass, rosemary, and chamomile.  It’s also easily removed with a bit of cold water and some soapy suds, which we think makes the post-race a bit easier.

Suggested Use:

50-70 degrees Fahrenheit

Our first embrocation, Winston’s Knickers is a perfect Spring-time mix for use when the ride is a little chilly, and you may hit a rain shower or two, which will reactivate the warmth.  Light warming sensation that is designed to keep your mind on the ride, not your legs.  Winston’s Knickers is a great skin protector in mild spring conditions.